The Mariners played the maximum amount of postseason games without making the World Series. Buy they aren’t winning the World Series.
The Summer of Fun, Passion and Bringing People together turned into the fall of heartache, under performing and questioning what is next for this team. The Brewers aren’t winning the World Series.
Fly the L flag the Cubs aren’t winning the World Series.
The Tigers got to Game 5 of the ALDS, but they did it in the craziest way possible. They aren’t winning the World Series.
They just needed to throw to first. The Phillies aren’t winning the World Series.
Remember torpedo bats!? The Yankees wished their torpedo bats could help them in the postseason. They aren’t winning the World Series.
The Red Sox were the okayest team in the playoffs. They aren’t winning the World Series.
The Padres did an impression of the 2021 Milwaukee Brewers. They aren’t winning the World Series.
Momentum is great and all, but it isn’t everything. The Guardians aren’t winning the World Series.
The Reds were the default 6 seed in the playoffs. They aren’t winning the World Series.
Money couldn’t by the Mets a playoff spot and they aren’t winning the World Series this year.
Nobody on their pitching staff has a functioning elbow. The Astros aren’t winning the World Series.
The D-backs went from sellers to contenders. “HEY, YOUR READY FOR THE BIG LEAGUES” Arizona is eliminated.
More corgis than people would show up for a bark in the park in Miami. The Marlins aren’t winning the World Series.
I’m hoping to train my replacement in writing these articles, its the model the Cardinals are using this season. They aren’t winning the World Series.
The Giants ruined a celebration of life. They aren’t winning the World Series this year.
They picked a hell of a time to lose their 8th straight game. The Rangers aren’t winning the World Series.
Come for my story about opening day at the Brewers game. Stay for my mediocre analysis of the Royals 2025 season.
I talk more about stadium lights and Northwoods League baseball than the Rays. The Rays have can’t win the World Series.
A preseason favorite has missed the playoffs. The Braves aren’t winning the World Series.